Wouldn't It Be Nice...

...if the Orioles could beat the A's? (Former Oriole and (Philadelphia) Athletics pitcher Morrie Martin is representing the A's today)

Did you know that the Orioles haven't won a season series against the A's since 1998? That's bad.
And for some reason, the Orioles generally play poorly in Oakland. Maybe it's all the foul territory. I don't know, don't ask me. Let's just win this game today and put that silly record behind us, OK?