Eric Dubose

One night during Spring Training 2005 in Florida, Eric got pulled over for erratic driving.

 

Suspecting he was drunk, the officer asked him to say his A-B-C's, to which Eric responded...

"I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet". 

Too bad, he didn't say "I'm from Alabama and they don't teach the alphabet", then the officer might have believed him and he might have got off with only a warning. Instead, he was charged with a DUI. Facepalm.